Now we know the answer to that age old question.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 02/20/2018 at 11:12 • Filed to: None

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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 11:16

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My kind of boss

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 11:18

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I bet you this guy is a well grounded, thoughtful individual with a large penis.

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 11:21

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is the question “how much chrome is too much chrome?”

CalzoneGolem > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/20/2018 at 11:21

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That’s a weird thing to say.

WilliamsSW > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 11:22

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*not the boss of parking between the lines

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 02/20/2018 at 11:22

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This much chrome.

CalzoneGolem > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 02/20/2018 at 11:22

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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 11:23

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ie, he’s overcompensating.

CalzoneGolem > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 02/20/2018 at 11:24

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CalzoneGolem > WilliamsSW 02/20/2018 at 11:24

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No crummy paint on the tar can tell the boss what to do.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 11:25

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Also my boss

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > WilliamsSW 02/20/2018 at 11:26

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As having driven a newer Tundra, I can vouch they are ridiculously hard to park correct, let a lone a F350/350 that is somehow bigger

CalzoneGolem > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/20/2018 at 11:27

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If everyone with a stock super duty is overcompensating then that’s like 1/3 of my neighbors.

duurtlang > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/20/2018 at 11:27

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I guess he’s one of these, in his mind . So insecure manly it hurts.

CalzoneGolem > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 02/20/2018 at 11:28

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Tony Danza cuts in line.

450X_FTW > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 02/20/2018 at 11:29

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Yes is the answer. “Chrome Delete” Is the best option to check the box on for a new vehicle

Shoop > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/20/2018 at 11:29

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How often do you think about other mens penises?

WilliamsSW > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 02/20/2018 at 11:32

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True, but it looks to me like little effort was made in this case.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Shoop 02/20/2018 at 11:32

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Pretty rarely. Generally when I see an overcompensating bro dozer or am watching dudes get sacked in fail videos

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > 450X_FTW 02/20/2018 at 11:32

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the only chrome on my car was the kidney grills, I replaced them with blacked out ones when the clips on the OE ones broke off.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 11:34

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That front lip is so low.... Oh look an avalanche!

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > WilliamsSW 02/20/2018 at 11:34

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I have found myself parking worse with the ISF because the front doors are a bit long and hard to get out of with the Bolsters. Looks like that Avalanche started something with it.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 02/20/2018 at 11:35

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Yea, but you can tell your wrong once you park, it’s not hard to realign it.

Also, backing in is much easier with things that big and actually almost necessary. I have a crew cab long bed dually K3500 and parking in perpendicular spots is nearly impossible to do nose in, the turning radius is too big. I either go nose in part way, back up a bit, then finish pulling all to way in, or I just back in since that’s easier.

CalzoneGolem > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/20/2018 at 11:36

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That’s the factory snowplow.

Wacko > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 11:37

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then the boss’s truck is gonna get keyed

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 11:39

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“Look at me. I’m the boss now.”

blinds you going down the highway by sitting no more than 6 feet from you with their brights on

CalzoneGolem > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 02/20/2018 at 11:41

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winterlegacy, here 'till the end > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 11:42

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angle the rearview mirror away, put the side mirrors as far out and as far down as they’ll go, but you still can’t save yourself from the twin suns behind you

CalzoneGolem > Shoop 02/20/2018 at 11:48

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Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 11:51

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exactly.

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 11:52

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and 100 more > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 02/20/2018 at 11:52

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Texas! Where everybody drives with their fucking brights on, or no lights at all.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > duurtlang 02/20/2018 at 11:54

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can we stop with the “guys who drive trucks are compensating” trope? its old and dumb

Nibbles > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/20/2018 at 11:54

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>factory ride height
>no exterior mods (visible)
>commercial plate

Yup, that’s definitely a bro-dozer :/

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/20/2018 at 11:54

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thats not a bro-dozer.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Nibbles 02/20/2018 at 11:56

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fair point.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 02/20/2018 at 11:57

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fair point

Milky > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 12:04

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I mean if 49% of people are smaller than average that number makes sense.

shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 12:06

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Man, that is one ugly front end.

CalzoneGolem > shop-teacher 02/20/2018 at 12:17

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Don’t you say things like that about Tony Danza!

AfromanGTO > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 12:17

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That front end is ugly. It looks like the truck has a shed on the front of it.

CalzoneGolem > Milky 02/20/2018 at 12:18

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CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 02/20/2018 at 12:19

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/1823157699

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 12:20

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i hate kinja

shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 12:36

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The life of a boxer is a tough one.

Long-Voyager > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/20/2018 at 12:44

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Or maybe he’s married, has 3 kids (thanks to his large penis), and needs to be able to tow/haul on a regular basis?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2018 at 12:45

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“Hold me closer Tony Danza”

Long-Voyager > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 02/20/2018 at 12:45

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Daily a Crew Cab Long Bed F250.

Generally it’s parked better than most of the compact cars around here.

Long-Voyager > WilliamsSW 02/20/2018 at 12:47

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This crap pisses me off like no other.

Especially when I am the one with the F250 parked perfectly between the lines and some little compact is on my driver’s door when I come out because they are too incompetent to park correctly!

/rant

Long-Voyager > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 02/20/2018 at 12:48

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Thought that was a Toyota driver thing?

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Long-Voyager 02/20/2018 at 12:52

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Depends on the area. In Maine it’s mostly pickup truck drivers.

Long-Voyager > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 02/20/2018 at 12:54

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It’s usually Toyota drivers. There’s also the random Buick driver.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 02/20/2018 at 13:09

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But it’s fun!

(I drive a truck, but not sure if mine counts)

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/20/2018 at 13:13

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but its not, just like the “miatas are for hairdressers” trope. its just dumb

duurtlang > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 02/20/2018 at 13:15

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Nothing wrong with trucks in general. Now look at this, which is what we were responding to:

That plate, the chrome, the design in general. It all screams hyper masculinity to such an extreme it’s almost a clown car.

edit: some comment this is how these things look from the factory. Amazing. I’d drive it like this:

WilliamsSW > Long-Voyager 02/20/2018 at 13:22

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Yeah, there’s a subset of small car drivers who just figure their car is small so they don’t have to pay attention. And that’s irritating AF when you take the time to do it right. Hell, it just ain’t that hard.

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 02/20/2018 at 13:39

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Kinja says it hates you back.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > duurtlang 02/20/2018 at 14:14

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yeah thats just how they come from the factory, though they do have other chrome delete packages. its just a big truck.

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > shop-teacher 02/20/2018 at 17:24

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So much better with body color bumpers and the satin chrome grill.

shop-teacher > TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo 02/20/2018 at 17:36

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That is significantly better. I still don’t like it, but it is a genuine improvement.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > shop-teacher 02/20/2018 at 17:38

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They say you can see it from space.

shop-teacher > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/20/2018 at 17:42

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I wouldn’t doubt it.

It will certainly haunt my dreams.

pip bip - choose Corrour > CalzoneGolem 02/21/2018 at 05:48

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way too much chrome

CalzoneGolem > pip bip - choose Corrour 02/21/2018 at 06:38

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Too much chrome from the factory.